Ace Motherfucking X

Sorry for lack of updates, was moving over the last week so didn't get to play much. Did get into 2 LOLMAHAs and bubbled both times. First time I was pretty low in chips and didn't rebuy at the break just hoping that two people would bust and I could at least sneak into the money (which was $1.50 in this for 3rd due to about 9 or 10 total entrants and a lot of busts before the add-on period). But it didn't happen. Had to get it in with a marginal hand (AQJ3 or something like that) and busted.

Then the other night I play again and low in chips but flop the nut flush on an all spade board and end up getting open-shoved into before I could even decide how I wanted to play the hand. Guy had 3rd nut flush and doubled me up. Was in a decent chip position on the bubble and had a free play with K7xx in the BB and flopped the 2nd nut flush. I just check because the maniac that doubled me up the hand before was raising to all sorts of crazy amounts (like 4k preflop with 250/500 blinds) and I wanted to let him hang himself. It was 3 handed until the river and I slowplayed it all the way as the flop and turn get checked through and I checked the river (the board did not pair so I still had 2nd nuts). He shoved all-in for 5800 and I insta-called. He had the nut flush and had me slightly covered at that point. That fucking moron. He's only going to get paid off if I had the hand that I did and by my play and the play of my other opponent in the hand there's no way he could expect a 5800 bet to be called, even with his image. But thanks to that cooler I bubble again.

So last night I wanted to try again but the tournament didn't run. Sat down in a full ring $.05/$.10 cash game and just about the whole session could be summed up in hands involving Ax. 


- - DragonRoom Grand Poker - Game #9851363
***** Hand history for game #9851363 *****
Blinds $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em - 9 Max - 2016/12/14 - 22:05:40
Table Boulevarden
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players: 9
Seat 1: seat1 ( $ 14.80 USD )
Seat 2: Jose34 ( $ 10 USD )
Seat 3: seat3 ( $ 9.85 USD )
Seat 4: seat4 ( $ 9.49 USD )
Seat 5: seat5 ( $ 15.89 USD )
Seat 6: seat6 ( $ 11.95 USD )
Seat 7: seat7 ( $ 22.61 USD )
Seat 8: hero ( $ 4.85 USD )
Seat 9: seat9 ( $ 5.65 USD )
seat9: posts small blind [$ 0.05 USD]
seat1: posts big blind [$ 0.10 USD]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to hero [ 3 ♥, A  ]
seat3 folds
seat4 folds
seat5 folds
seat6 folds
seat7 folds
hero raises [$ 0.30 USD]
seat9 folds
seat1 calls [$ 0.20 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9 , Q ♣, 7 ♣ ]
seat1: bets [$ 0.65 USD]
hero folds
seat1 does not show cards

seat1 wins $ 0.63 USD from main pot

Bets right into me on the flop like it's nothing. 

- - DragonRoom Grand Poker - Game #9851400
***** Hand history for game #9851400 *****
Blinds $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em - 9 Max - 2016/12/14 - 22:07:40
Table Boulevarden
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players: 9
Seat 1: seat1 ( $ 15.08 USD )
Seat 2: seat2 ( $ 9.10 USD )
Seat 3: seat3 ( $ 9.85 USD )
Seat 4: seat4 ( $ 10 USD )
Seat 5: seat5 ( $ 17.43 USD )
Seat 6: seat6 ( $ 11.95 USD )
Seat 7: seat7 ( $ 22.61 USD )
Seat 8: hero ( $ 4.20 USD )
Seat 9: seat9 ( $ 5.25 USD )
seat2: posts small blind [$ 0.05 USD]
seat3: posts big blind [$ 0.10 USD]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to hero [ 9 , A  ]
seat4 folds
seat5 folds
seat6 folds
seat7 folds
hero raises [$ 0.25 USD]
seat9 folds
seat1 folds
seat2 raises [$ 0.35 USD]
seat3 folds
hero calls [$ 0.15 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3, 4, K ]
seat2 checks
hero checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8 ]
seat2: bets [$ 0.40 USD]
hero calls [$ 0.40 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ 4 ]
seat2 checks
hero: bets [$ 1.05 USD]
seat2 calls [$ 1.05 USD]
hero shows [ 9, A ] a pair of fours
seat2 shows [ Q, A ] a pair of fours

seat2 wins $ 3.63 USD from main pot

People used to respect a bet. I probably should have known this wasn't going to work and was too ambitious (and didn't bet the flop or turn for this reason; this game was very loose once people put money in PF). Turned out to be the right decision as he wasn't going anywhere on the flop or turn with the nutterball, but wasted some $ on the river.



- - DragonRoom Grand Poker - Game #9851450
***** Hand history for game #9851450 *****
Blinds $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em - 9 Max - 2016/12/14 - 22:10:02
Table Boulevarden
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players: 9
Seat 1: seat1 ( $ 15.60 USD )
Seat 2: seat2 ( $ 10.88 USD )
Seat 3: seat3 ( $ 9.70 USD )
Seat 4: seat4 ( $ 9.75 USD )
Seat 5: seat5 ( $ 17.43 USD )
Seat 6: seat6 ( $ 11.95 USD )
Seat 7: seat7 ( $ 22.61 USD )
Seat 8: hero ( $ 2.10 USD )
Seat 9: seat9 ( $ 5.25 USD )
seat4: posts small blind [$ 0.05 USD]
seat5: posts big blind [$ 0.10 USD]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to hero [ K, A ]
seat6 folds
seat7 folds
hero raises [$ 0.30 USD]
seat9 calls [$ 0.30 USD]
seat1 folds
seat2 calls [$ 0.30 USD]
seat3 folds
seat4 calls [$ 0.25 USD]
seat5 calls [$ 0.20 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ A, Q, 5 ]
seat4 checks
seat5 checks
hero: bets [$ 1.80 USD]
seat9 folds
seat2 calls [$ 1.80 USD]
seat4 folds
seat5 folds
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4 ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5 ]

hero wins $ 4.88 USD from main pot with two pairs, aces and fives with kicker K

Same villain and he shows how great of a player he is by calling a preflop raise and then a flop shove into 4 opponents with A9. Like that could ever be the best hand. 

This hand didn't involve me but deserves to be shown anyway for its vulgar absurdity.


- - DragonRoom Grand Poker - Game #9851501
***** Hand history for game #9851501 *****
Blinds $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em - 9 Max - 2016/12/14 - 22:13:00
Table Boulevarden
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players: 8
Seat 1: seat1 ( $ 15.60 USD )
Seat 2: seat2 ( $ 10.87 USD )
Seat 3: seat3 ( $ 9.70 USD )
Seat 4: seat4 ( $ 9.45 USD )
Seat 5: seat5 ( $ 17.08 USD )
Seat 7: seat7 ( $ 22.61 USD )
Seat 8: hero ( $ 4.53 USD )
Seat 9: seat9 ( $ 3.08 USD )
hero: posts small blind [$ 0.05 USD]
seat9: posts big blind [$ 0.10 USD]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to hero [ 9, T ]
seat1 folds
seat2 raises [$ 0.35 USD]
seat3 folds
seat4 folds
seat5 folds
hero folds
seat9 calls [$ 0.25 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2, 7, J ]
seat9: bets [$ 0.10 USD]
seat2 raises [$ 0.40 USD]
seat9 calls [$ 0.30 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6 ]
seat9: bets [$ 1.55 USD]
seat2 calls [$ 1.55 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ A ]
seat9: bets [$ 0.78 USD]
seat2 calls [$ 0.78 USD]
seat9 shows [ 8, 8 ] a pair of eights
seat2 shows [ 8, 8 ] a pair of eights
seat9 wins $ 2.97 USD from main pot with a pair of eights

seat2 wins $ 2.97 USD from main pot with a pair of eights 

This pot should have been distributed among the remaining players at the table because neither one of them deserved to win this hand or even chop the pot. 88 all the way!

- - DragonRoom Grand Poker - Game #9851620
***** Hand history for game #9851620 *****
Blinds $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em - 9 Max - 2016/12/14 - 22:19:23
Table Boulevarden
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players: 8
Seat 1: seat1 ( $ 14.90 USD )
Seat 3: seat3 ( $ 9.89 USD )
Seat 4: seat4 ( $ 8.70 USD )
Seat 5: seat5 ( $ 16.23 USD )
Seat 6: newseat6 ( $ 10.33 USD )
Seat 7: seat7 ( $ 24.59 USD )
Seat 8: hero ( $ 4.38 USD )
Seat 9: seat9 ( $ 2.72 USD )
seat7: posts small blind [$ 0.05 USD]
hero: posts big blind [$ 0.10 USD]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to hero [ A, K ]
seat9 raises [$ 0.20 USD]
seat1 folds
seat3 folds
seat4 folds
seat5 folds
newseat6 calls [$ 0.20 USD]
seat7 folds
hero calls [$ 0.10 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ T, J, 7 ]
hero checks
seat9 checks
newseat6 checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4 ]
hero checks
seat9 checks
newseat6 checks
** Dealing River ** [ T ]
hero checks
seat9 checks
newseat6 checks
seat9 shows [ 6, 6 ] two pairs, tens and sixes
newseat6 shows [ T, A ] three of a kind, tens
hero does not show cards [ A, K ]
newseat6 wins $ 0.63 USD from main pot with three of a kind, tens

Not even worth it to reraise here preflop since I'm OOP and they never fold anyhow. So got in there cheaply with the hope of making a hand and stacking someone off. Unfortunately got a gross board and didn't put another chip in.

- - DragonRoom Grand Poker - Game #9851664
***** Hand history for game #9851664 *****
Blinds $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em - 9 Max - 2016/12/14 - 22:21:28
Table Boulevarden
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players: 9
Seat 1: seat1 ( $ 14.90 USD )
Seat 2: seat2 ( $ 10.76 USD )
Seat 3: seat3 ( $ 9.89 USD )
Seat 4: seat4 ( $ 8.70 USD )
Seat 5: seat5 ( $ 15.78 USD )
Seat 6: newseat6 ( $ 10.76 USD )
Seat 7: seat7 ( $ 24.54 USD )
Seat 8: hero ( $ 4.13 USD )
Seat 9: seat9 ( $ 2.98 USD )
seat9: posts small blind [$ 0.05 USD]
seat1: posts big blind [$ 0.10 USD]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to hero [ A, 9 ]
seat3 folds
seat4 folds
seat5 folds
newseat6 folds
seat7 folds
hero raises [$ 0.30 USD]
seat9 calls [$ 0.25 USD]
seat1 folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ K, 7, A ]
seat9: bets [$ 0.70 USD]
hero calls [$ 0.70 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6 ]
seat9: bets [$ 1.98 USD]
hero calls [$ 1.98 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ J ]
hero wins $ 5.79 USD from main pot with a pair of aces with kicker 9

He had A2! Really wasn't happy with the prospect of having to get it in here with top pair and a marginal kicker, but after this guy stacked off with 88 on the J high board the hand before it's an easy call. 

Left the table after that.

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